An Idea

Do you want to let the whole “NSA online surveilance” thing go? ASK the government people to PLEASE FIND all the aggregate data gathered from “illegals” on buying trends. Why? To prevent market crashes. To ready those men on Wall Street. Keep the USA going smooth? I don’t know.

Information that is accurate may be useful. Then again, who wants to have a stable market at that price? There is no price- we’ve already paid. Let’s INSIST on action. Anybody like to draft – I do not.

Also, if I have a hacker taking pictures of me, you can use them in the paper later when they say, “This guy was like Teddy Roosevelt.” Go for it


This Is”Pre-press”

From here, like at the Wall Street Journal HQ, I use the tiniest processor. Just the same, this could be printed in WSJ, if they had room. Writing has rights and responsibilities. What I write in this format, could reach others- does my freedom to write BECOME FREEDOM for others- and is that good enough?

Green Party

If Your Left Margin Is Hungry

It may seem that writing is a ormal activity. However, what if your left margin is…
ur left margin is??
left margin! Oh no..
ft margin is being EATEN…
rgin is being QUICKLY eaten and
n’t know what to do. You do not.

Well,it is quite easy to tell hat it is happening to me NOW. Maybe now that I am typing..
that I am typing GOOFY. Mmaybbe.
hat I am typing goofy. Maybe.
m typing goofy. Mmmyeah.

Its NOT an actual problem. That is unless you make it one…

Bye bye
ye bye
e bye

The Magestic Panda Suit

When I was a boy
My imaginary friend came to life because I was holding a live grenade. He ate it- the stuffed Panda. Then he instructed me to wear his dead hide so no one would suspect I killed em.

Brilliant. But I didn’t feel guilty. He was a cartoon. The explosion sent cartoon blood all over like cherry pie. I tried some- its tasty. It’s fake and its real. Whatever.

I don’t wear the suit much. ITS A CARTOON SUIT!! It really scares people. But not my parents.

Don’t ever throw a grenade to a REAL panda. The zoo guards will cook your meatballs. In Parador, Afrartica…

permission to stop??

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Whose hands made the quantum matrices with mankind in them?

And when will people ACTUALLY believe that Eskimos are Space Aliens from Winterworld? Their MUSIC is REALLY different..