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I Was Suicidal, Went To A Psych Ward. I Went To An ER WHILE I Was There. Because I Have HAE And My Ass-exit Was On Fire

      So… I just told the best parts. Quit being so nosey!
I had to show a fem doc from India my Cornhusker. If you laff, you- are RACIST.

       Hahaha. You did. Racist!

       Against your own KIND.

       So are you HUMAN?- or illegal alien?

       Again!- You racist sack of corn meal. At my expense, too. Oh but I insist! For example- take my ass. I would prefer yours. Mine does not work at it like yours.

       Lol?? You bastards.

Hahahahahah

Hey. I did not kill myself.
I am alive!
Lets have a gay parade.
You drive, you homos.
I will watch.

I wont SIT and watch.
I said my ass-gate was on fire. Edema in my Panama Canal at my buht exit.
Do you know- going #2 feels like a catch-up punishment
for being a dirty minded boy?

Wanna know a dirty thought of mine?

Okay.

Wait there a second.

Just a second.

Wait for it.

Aw!! You are DIRTY!!

I don’t like that.

Clean up your act whole
-ly.

Yeah.

Well…

Well? What??

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Here.

I am covering up a very
scandalous tank top.
No. An illusion.

Beat it!!
NYC style.
Bugs Bunny style.
Foghorn Leghorn style.

Git.

Sheeeeesh.

Pathetic.

Hahahahah

Uh. Sorry.

Eden Expansion Mansion

   More guys, more girls… forget last NAME. It is a no last name party.

   Someone share with Heffy Hefferton that Eden may have been a charm school at one point. No rules. Adam wearing a flamingo. Eve, drunk before Noah at 505 ruins her Vo5 in the river and… almost drowns.

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      Pre-Tarzan BoBo Ape swings in to kiss. Samson’s greatx23 grandfather comes in and says, “Wham”, stamps his toe BLUE.

       The teens are in the field giggling in the flowers exploring Mother Nature’s flora, stamen, pistols, loobliary goober-dos and please do some more.

       Mr. Fantasy Island is short… Tattoo is a giant…

What a vision…

Do you NOT KNOW your history pre-sciences, kids?

Well the Transformer cube comes later, no transformers and….

(the rest is an other world mystery funk)

Someone Loves You… Anyone Dear Or Not… And They Show Their Emotions In A Fog

   In a haze, even.

Hi, I am Dr. Doop. I have been duped so many times that I need a doctor. People make promises. You would hope fhey come TRUE.

     More specificly you want love. It is torcher to eat only corn and drink water when *gasp* mom and dad eat steak.

      You go 20 years forward.

       Sit down and eat corn out of a napkin. Mom and Dad need more. They “chose” their need. So they begin to snip with scissors at their arm hairs for garnish… nice little silly hairs AND snip at their clothes. OH, but the want MEAT, and they cannot eat their kids!!

     This is how it is with money in families. So let it flow before it CLOTS and Iet them get a STROKE of genius in allegorionomics.

Dooping and deception can ALL be mastered if you understand Kwik Flik Gong.
Sounds funny? I made it up. Mentalising.

Always know of the Quick.
Know your first stance and action (never RE-ACT.. URU)-
and
if you have a gong… good.

Delicacies At Last

Grandpa sat on a log in the kitchen, chewing on turkey. Grandma did not scold him. She is the prophesied anti-bitch of Turkey town, diametricly opposed to fuck ups at the table.

   Elbows are fine. Grandma ain’t black or Chinese… I better harp on my own shade of bread- whitey. White people bitch a lot. We are shitty at jumping. That’s okay cuz Oriel at Walgreen’s cannot swim. Screw racism, anti racism, pee cee, p.c. auto-apps gone!

    Who wants an auto app that says, “Hi butt face! 01101110!!! That is binary for biracial.
        Try another:
“01101110”. Oh shit. Shit shit shit. That says,

               “NEAR”

Men on Mars

Shouldn’t Indians go to the Red Planet first?

Just drop a basketball and 5 cheerleaders.

Then when the blacks go to mars (for candy bars you, you, you, you racists!) Have the brothers play cowboys and Indians.

Bring boards.

We could call it…

               yyyyyeahhh!!

“Ghosttown Planet”

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Mfgmv mffmm mcm

(Pudgy baby says,
Kick some motherlovin ass.)

Notifications

    I need to notify you all

I DO get your responses

I have many crossover learning disabilities, such as a class of Aspergers and dyslexia… other pain to go with from my blood condition h.a.e.

I know that everybody is rip roarin ready to urge on somebody’s life who has bunches of disabilities.
that’s the best thing that ever came out of the 1980s with Richard Simmons, Barbara Walters but not Celine Dion.
She is an alien. A babe again. I beg your pardon? Ha!!

I just wanted to say that I could see that you guys kind of see me and I kind of see you

Halellu

Teachers Of The Law And Pharisees- You Hypocrites

    Bravo, Jesu. Brav-oh.

Well ISN’t That what you SAY
   to an actor after they break
     legs!?!

Bravo, Jesu- joy of man’s desiring, for the word writ as

    h y p o c r i t e

   Means: Actor, pretender

The Pretenders

   We all have behavious. According to scripture, messiah jesu on the cross
was the only man EVER who was comprised as pure WILL.
Jesu was not indecisive as Siddhartha with many lovers or the father of Fatima with many, many wives- one bearing Fatima.

      Buddha, Mohammed- better men than I. I do cling tenacious as a D to JC of 32 AD. In him I exceed Buddha and chop Buddha’s head off. I fulfill- ME, Andy, Buddhist PROPHESY. I almost beheaded Buddha… I coulda. Did I say I did not or did?

     Zhe Sea being J.C. is a more Chinesey way to say Jesus. So break out…

The Scroll Of Rim Rom Rorran

1 tsp. lemon juice
4 potatoes
A hunk of steak..

        S   t   o   p ! ! !

*Sigh*

RimRom II  Song for A man

     First verse
     Second verse
     Third verse
Space
      Verse 1
      Verss 2
      Verse 3

The above is Gemini Haiku format

RimRom

Out Blades Shuck From Me
All Over My Body And My
    Head
Gleaming Rust Sharp Power
||||
Into Me Returning
All Curses I Doled In This Life
You Eat What You Are

fin

Oddly In Ovens

   Do you feel THANKFUL when you clean your oven?
You ought to be. Just because its not hot, does not mean it won’t get you.

I used to think ovens were not alive. I still do.

  Clean your oven without fear.

You are welcome.

No, no… sir- sir- do not PAY IT FORWARD to me by giving your Ferrari keys. That is dumm.

PS The original title of this post was “oddly enough”.