The Turn of the Screw (Classic): A Play Adaptation. Finally!! In Pdx, OR

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Address
1126 se 15th
Tickets $18
Thursdays thru Sundays 7:30pm
Now and until Oct 22

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From my elementary school.
Amanda Boekelheide (pretty, huh?)… in:

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    See how frighteningly beautiful it can be and leave with no guilt.

    HEY! I’m talking to Terra L.S.! This post is for HER! Oh geez. I forget this reaches 900,000 people. Yeah. All of you ignore this!!! Except Terra.

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The result of ONE screw
gone a’missing. Shit.

    OH! Hey now you self effacating melon farmers!
If your name is Bill, Jane or Osworth… this is for you too I guess. I am not going to the play.

An actress named
“Sara H _ _ _ _” once tried to split me in half from my wife with the promise of a cocktail and a stay at her apartment. I drank alone and STILL my wife thought this Don Juan was near ‘wanding’… wandering… with just a phone call. I don’t trust actors. Dangerous… toothy… sparkley… and gay. Olde gay. Not pink gay.

     Now it feels like everyone is flirting. Screw it. Now I ask directly if someone is attracted to me. If they get mad or turn the screw on me like I have an AGENDA on them, I hang it up. I don’t mess around with people who feel they can disrespect my wife by speaking to me like my wife. One woman is allowed to push me uncomfortably towards her. My wife.

In a troupe of actors when my marriage is seeing trouble that is the last place I need to go. I used to act… to get women into bed. Long long ago. That part of me is dormant and will NOT die until I do.
Ha.

I process the data. I am funk-aut. Functional autistic. Life is hell. I make erotic art and feel only spirit 99.94% of the time. Ta-tas n hoo hoos… long hair and booze…

     But………………………………………………if you live in Portland, OR put down $18 or eighteen crowns and see these clowns do pro art f-16 low and slow acting excellence. If you do I will mail you a puppy.

Love,
Syn-Sin

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V V

ACT II
I just smoked some crack, ate a ding dong, shot heroin, smoked weed, a ciggy, had a bm and told someone else’s kid he is a fart machine.

Act III

Willy Wonka… you ARE the father!!

ACT IV
(Mrs. Butterworth DID Willy.
I call them my Mom and Dad.
Sweet parents.)

ACT V
Mom-
Just kidding. I know that on July 4th 1973, you and Dad had some wine, went to bed, did NOT sleep and ____ _____ _____ _____ ____ ____ and ____ ___ then _____. So the stork brought more wine. Lazy ass stork- because Dad COULD not ____ ___ or ______ ____.

I know too much. My pre-fetal ghost SAW it all. I forgive you Daddy and Mommy. You looked like you were in pain. I yelled to try to stop the ___ ___ ___ ____ _. No. Its a LIE…..

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Fine… uh- no.
Uh…

FIN

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Address
1126 se 15th
Tickets $18
Thursdays thru Sundays 7:30pm
Now and until Oct 22

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From my elementary school.
Amanda Boekelheide… in:

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    See how frighteningly beautiful it can be and leave with no guilt.

    HEY! I’m talking to Terra Lang! This post is for HER! Oh geez. I forget this reaches 900,000 people. Yeah. All of you ignore this!!! Except Terra.

     If your name is Bill, this is for you too I guess. I am not going. An actress once tried to split me in half from my wife with the promise of a beer. I drank alone and STILL my wife thought this Don Juan was near ‘wanding’… wandering… with just a phone call.

     Now it feels like everyone is flirting. Screw it. Now I ask directly (not A-Boek) if someone is attracted to me.
I process the data. I am funk-aut. Functional autistic. Life is hell. I make erotic art and feel only spirit 99.94% of the time. Ta-tas n hoo hoos… long hair and booze…

     But if you live in Portland, OR put down $18 or eighteen crowns and see these clowns do pro art f-16 low and slow acting excellence. If you do I will mail you a puppy.

Love,
Syn-Sin

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Celebrities Who Hold Jesus Christ In Very High EsteemAbove Themselves

1) Sylvester Stallone
    (Outspoken)
2) Michael Gross
    …he was on family ties
3) Wynona Judd
4) Gavin McCloud
    (Love boat)
5) …
6) …
7) …

Second topic

   I made a half-attempt to kill myself recently. Took 510 mg of dextromethorphan- I have hereditary high cholesterol and chunks in my blood. I had a TIA yesterday (MDs listening?) and I said “I have had enough”. Pushed for another to possibly stroke or idk.

    It is not mere attempted body modification, although drug slur does have its wear and tear benefits.

    Who puts a pencil into their own ear?

    Who blows their brains out with a forty four?

Marry the TWO.

    I don’t like Earth. I just live and work here. Sucks. Can I get a Semper Fi hua that America is the best and that it takes a pinch of beautiful death to keep freedom?

   So Me?
I felt endestruct valor rake scathe from my FILs new W who took all his M and just yesterday trespasses me. The po po in Milwaukie, OR do their job to legal T. Its not okay with me.

    Killing me almost. I wanted to die. What does God want?
Legal thieves and loveless marriages?????

   I tried chance to die AGAINST it! This Earth in OR USA reeks!!! I want Mayburry. Not Obama socialist (NAZI-ish) steroid bury. Milwaukie sucks to live in. 200 $ ticket speed traps. HIGHEST IN THE NATION FOR TICKETING

that is NOT anything.
Only a perfection score.
Will they save my life?
I doubt it.
I asked an officer to get me in to pump my stomach.
No reply.

If I choose suicide, I have the American right to change my mind. I turned out okay. Dextromethorphan is a somatic elasticizing drug but also BOOMS your bp.
I have ldlp of 1700, so DXM with ME at 1000mg may be Russian Roulette with a barrel and 25 holes a’spinnin’.

I doubt I will die of suicide. I also doubt I will die soft like a male Angela Landsbury saying: “Oh I am sleepy… dusk awaits this knight to dream in forever castle land.

     “Honey!! Uncle Morphine and Aunt Vagigi are here! Supper is ON.”

     You cannot pick your exit.
My advice to wannabe suicides is shut up. Do it or don’t, dork. Think about the path. Not as never ending but turning, pausing, etc.

    And magical air berries be yours. Always free. Invisible. Yummy. I just ate one. Its joyous.

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Warning FRAUD announcement re: 1-800-collect and telecom

     before I start I would like to say something. it is possible a blog can be used as a service announcement
machine. This is such a blog.

Here we go:

       if you tried to use 1 800 collect yesterday, you may have been told by the computer that you won a contest for $100 gift certificate to target

in my case the so-called pr ize- it was to the nice store Target  for $100. not being racist but the receptionist was a male and from India. he wanted me to give my debit card number to him. I asked if he was from India- he said no. but when he spelled my name out… he says Harrison. He spelled back like
H as in house
as an apple
R as in really
R as in really
I as in India

The “I” as in India push me over the limit of my trust

I got on 2 payphones diverted to speak:

     YOU WIN $100 gift

    I stayed on. They asked for $6.99 shipping and what is your debit card please. I decline d.

don’t feel very well.
Wife is in the hospital yesterday

Good one

   Great one. Scam. 99% sure.

   To the GOOD COMPANY 1800collect… I believe in YOU!
Just called your operator and yold the youngun to pass on to his sup.

Also…  please reward me-

   I/c A. Harrison
   10554 se main st. Ste 308
    Milwaukie oregon

It is a matter of need. They say I won $100. Please mail me $100. I am poor, ill with HAE & I love you… but I love my wife more. She was in ER. I was trying to call her.

  I tried a second time.

  It said I win on ANOTHER payphone

   I tried a third time

    Charged $15 as the scam was over maybe. Window of op. sorry I write short I am tired.

Please at least $15
The third time I was testing it
It went through
I actually did not want it to go through
$15 to you. I will sacrifice to $15 to you just this once

someone please mail me a $15 check to the above address.

if I get more than $15 I will spend it on food for my family etc AND if I get too much, I will ask people to stop

Thank you and have a good morning!

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           Me in jean shirt.
           My #1- Rose.

also this is important:
I have gone to ER twice in past week
I am afraid I could die. most realistic is a stroke. I have also been depressed suicidal thoughts etc. It must be the painkillers that I can even write. My vision splotchy and heartbeat so hard at this point.

so much bad luck I have. but I try to be a good luck charm. I am a child of light.
I do not feel white. please help us. anyone. I may have a fancy blog, but for some reason I don’t have good connections with any family.
are always going towards bankruptcy, sick a lot, my wifes not perfect person but dont you tell her that I said that. who has been at odds with my wife- my mom.

two people who feel they need to be perfect and perfectly fight. I do not want to bore or bother you for more information you out there. problems I have. Yoda I can imitate. but going without food, gas, money for rent- its beyond too much

sometimes I don’t want to be here anymore. but I have an asset status to the church is a God

hello hello hello
is there any body out there

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if nothing else I’ll look for you spiritually you pray for me.
you guys done very well pray for me
Josh darn well better at least pray for me yoo hoo Live in the Lord

voice text sure spells funny

if anyone did mail me a check
I will try to write back
some people do just lose money on purpose.

enough about me
I want
you to know something……
I want you to have a good day today just today, that’s all.

Bless you, those who read me

Andy

Open Hand

Open hand

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                     Male

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                   Female

What are hands for?

     To date, there are trillons of things a hand can do. Yes! Sew, stir, cuddle a baby, snap fingers, point. “Work”? What IS work? We all burn joules.

      If you are TOLD how to use them it is by:

A lover
An employeer
Someone asking for a ‘hand’.

Ha. A ‘hand’.

What am I getting at?

     A DOCTOR told my FEMALE family member- a young one- to use her HAND as pain relief. For menstrual cramps.

    What? Should us guys pull it… after back surgery. You KNOW it is not percocet. Hey, if you hurt, God knows you know that we all know that you may do… a NUMBER of things to escape pain. What if you are religious, though? Probably 90% condemn mastrubation as a selfish act. Well it is self. It COULD very well be selfish. It can hurt you mentally if you BELIEVE it is LOW, degrading, less than what you deserve as a sexual being.

      We all have sex. Let me clarify. All kids have sex to them. Male. Female. Is it arousing to rub your arm after it is banged. BANGED. You know… on the counter. Am I dredging. Yeah. Yes I am. Speaking up. Probably one should NEVER instruct a man to pee a certain way. If he is fat like ME, he may “pee sitting down”. Big whoop.

    Telling someone how to dance with their genitalia is a mockery of their intel. Unless… unless you are persuasive and not kinky. I am not out to create mastrubaters. You ALL deserve a mate. I am not talking illicit relationships- those of you in church.

So

     So tell the management of a doctor if he or she tells you to M. That is SO personal. We are not cattle. Perhaps they mean well. Was my family member insulted? Well I do not think so. But the young woman’s story reached me. And this is how Syntaxsinner
feels.

     Whatever happened to meds? Why must sexuality and personal conduct in private be shocking? Or governed? It is really so stupid, all this. But what is not stupid is that people get embarrassed, ashamed, offended, feel GUILT- untrue guilt or constructive guilt.

*sigh*

     May God counsel with his spirit tenderly.

     Now THAT is the ULTIMATE master vocation- to not violate but love. How very, very scary… and very, very NECESSARY kiddos. Our thoughts, the bible says, are not HIS thoughts. I just gave 1000 readers a ruler for masturbation. About time to again in our soceity. It is all sex and marriage. Things are NOT easy. No. No. No. No. No.

    But the creator is a perfect judge of character.

    Are you ss sss sscared? That is okay. Fear is akin to respect. Why cry over small actions? We who are spiritual know that sometimes ONE thing is both bad and good but at different times.

    So have some ice cream. Just kidding. Freedom if you want it in Christ Jesus is a personal matter of total freedom. Freedom isn’t rules. It is one and two rules… love God, love who is around you.
“Around you”= neighbor.

     Thank you for putting up with posts that are 95% silly and/or even punchy comedy offensive. This here s.S-er speaks some sin, or he has. I dare you to find sin in THIS.

Sola scriptura
Heilige requiem

-Andy “Giesbrecht” Harrison I

Ps Funk Hate
     Take your self hate to
          Jesus.
Pss bless you father
         Billy Graham.
        You may think this post
        is odd. But I used it as
         a gospel freedom goal
         post. I am 40. You are
        getting to 140. Just
        kidding. I want to be like
          you. I love your
          sermons. I believe
         Jesus wanted me to
         write- not centered on
          weird stuff. Not even
          that I was ab’d by
          Protestants sexual.

          No, I rise above. I don’t
         need a thing but that
         which is grace.

          Amen Lord JC. Save us.
         I endured the pits.
              Save!

Pssst!

D’elo fresh!

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                Papal tastic!

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    Hey I love Niki Lauda. Race to your doc today and demand dignity gentely. Sorry N.L. to put you in my M + MD post. You are a survivor. I bet you’d agree and say, ” who cares who Ms… life is a race. Sheesh.” In your Austrian voice. I agree Niki. Hahah. Okay. Well, Got protect your son.

     And thank you God Father for your son.

     Think about that.

     What did Jocelyn Elders get fired for? Is not masturbation SACRED more than TABOO? Everybody does it almost. Some less than 10% are not “gay” with themselves. Is the big M wrong? Well it certainly is not CHEATING or else your CONFESSION at Catholic mass would go:

    “Father, forgive me.
Its been X days since my last confession. Padre- I had a THREESOME. And it was with ME, MYSELF and my WIFE. I touched. It touched. I kissed. It jumped on her boo-tay.

     We poo-nay-hee-hooed all night.

      Padre… I use the left, too.
It was a foursome. Aggg.”

Ho dee ho.
I am not Catholic.

     I do not know if “frying the bacon” is a sin. Seems that
p.c. is a sin. Not pubococcus muscle excercises. Kegel. Whatever.

     A doctor should give pills. Maybe

Christianity As A Waste

Christology as a face.

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Too often crucifixtion is idealised and not understood. Of course, I have been crucified so I can identify with Jesus. Sure. I have nail scars. No I don’t.

So I hate the “religion” but love the man.

Simple.

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“Bind on me thy word O adonai. That I may hear it inside, always for peace & all I need.”

My prayer tonight

I yet again am astonished at how insanely painful it is for a good man to be tortured who is the only son of the creator of all. Step by step, now:

Taken while praying.
Judged.
Mocked.
Rejudged.
Almost released.
Traded.
Thorns.
Mockery.    (This all takes the
More…              whole night.)

Flogged
Whipped with glass
Carry the beam
He trips
    (My theory is on purpose to
       to commune with another
       human for a reason. Or
       by chance and he gains
       another follower for THEIR
        benefit and his relief.)

Nail hand
Feel it
Nail hand
Feel it anew
Nail ankles

Up we go
Pain like how??????

And still… 180 more minutes.

How many NC-17 MOVIES could be made in each minute to do each bit of sweat and blood justice?

Christians, shame on you for talking about crucifixtion without saying precisely how bad it is. If you did. It is not exciting.

Yah ved od

May the lord be praised.

Jesus.

Forever.

I am nothing but he loves me.

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I am someone because he loves me.
(Bare chest. Oh my.)

Our Father

Our Father
Who art in…

I Was Suicidal, Went To A Psych Ward. I Went To An ER WHILE I Was There. Because I Have HAE And My Ass-exit Was On Fire

      So… I just told the best parts. Quit being so nosey!
I had to show a fem doc from India my Cornhusker. If you laff, you- are RACIST.

       Hahaha. You did. Racist!

       Against your own KIND.

       So are you HUMAN?- or illegal alien?

       Again!- You racist sack of corn meal. At my expense, too. Oh but I insist! For example- take my ass. I would prefer yours. Mine does not work at it like yours.

       Lol?? You bastards.

Hahahahahah

Hey. I did not kill myself.
I am alive!
Lets have a gay parade.
You drive, you homos.
I will watch.

I wont SIT and watch.
I said my ass-gate was on fire. Edema in my Panama Canal at my buht exit.
Do you know- going #2 feels like a catch-up punishment
for being a dirty minded boy?

Wanna know a dirty thought of mine?

Okay.

Wait there a second.

Just a second.

Wait for it.

Aw!! You are DIRTY!!

I don’t like that.

Clean up your act whole
-ly.

Yeah.

Well…

Well? What??

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Here.

I am covering up a very
scandalous tank top.
No. An illusion.

Beat it!!
NYC style.
Bugs Bunny style.
Foghorn Leghorn style.

Git.

Sheeeeesh.

Pathetic.

Hahahahah

Uh. Sorry.

Eden Expansion Mansion

   More guys, more girls… forget last NAME. It is a no last name party.

   Someone share with Heffy Hefferton that Eden may have been a charm school at one point. No rules. Adam wearing a flamingo. Eve, drunk before Noah at 505 ruins her Vo5 in the river and… almost drowns.

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      Pre-Tarzan BoBo Ape swings in to kiss. Samson’s greatx23 grandfather comes in and says, “Wham”, stamps his toe BLUE.

       The teens are in the field giggling in the flowers exploring Mother Nature’s flora, stamen, pistols, loobliary goober-dos and please do some more.

       Mr. Fantasy Island is short… Tattoo is a giant…

What a vision…

Do you NOT KNOW your history pre-sciences, kids?

Well the Transformer cube comes later, no transformers and….

(the rest is an other world mystery funk)