You Slip On The Sideway

Sidewalk oops

Autocorrect!!! Where t f are YOU!?

You slip on the sidewalk where the back of your NECK lands on a landscaper’s chainsaw

INSTANTLY, you relive every wet dream you ever had but only exclaim:

Ah! Ah! AHH! AH!

Which is to be expected.

Glory! A gift from God?

Your seratonin levels drop

Time moves slowly as your spirit struggles to find the body

Lights OUT

An AWESOME WAY to die

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