Autocorrect!!! Where t f are YOU!?
You slip on the sidewalk where the back of your NECK lands on a landscaper’s chainsaw
INSTANTLY, you relive every wet dream you ever had but only exclaim:
Ah! Ah! AHH! AH!
Which is to be expected.
Glory! A gift from God?
Your seratonin levels drop
Time moves slowly as your spirit struggles to find the body
An AWESOME WAY to die