50 Ton Evraz Steel Blade, RRRRazor Sharp, Cuts You In Two!!

You are in Antarctica!

The snow seals your wound…

You live until the next crew arrives

They say:

Vladi, quit screwing around!!

And YANK the 50 ton Evraz Steel Blade off of you with that magic love power that comes in time o need…

Your intestines spray their faces… all 64 of them, with your hot blueberry-juive-LOOKIN blood…

A classic

And……

An AWESOME WAY to die!!!!

With buddies!

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