Dicken’s PUSSY

Charles Dickens had a CAT…

The cat’s name was “Spreadum”

No matter how many times Dickens stuffed his pussy into the closet (out of cold hatred), SPREADUM would go spread EAGLE and catch the doorway.

So Charles made peace with pussy everywhere after that

He, uh, would pet OTHER furry pussies

Even in the rain, he’d put them on his head and sing songs straight from the future

Like mm bop

And Green Acres

Its true

Ask around

Dickins was a pussy-protector, like St. Francais only St. Francais did not focus on pussy cats

St. Francais had a St. Bernard named, “Buhgina” though

And not a lot of people even care

I sure as hell don’t

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