I Called The Web-listed Number Of The Head Of The CIA Last Night

A man answered:

“Yeah (whatthef-doyouwan) ..”

I said I .. (I stammered a’fore the beef cake husky voice)

I said, “Joe America. How do I shave baby-butt smooth”

He said:

Barbasol

And hot rag it!!

* click *

T R U E story

You can sleep

In a country that is served NEAT

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