I understand that not every man has five wives like me. The first four or five left. They are still mine- they will be bad. I mean- BACK. Ah huh. Anillah was from Spain. She taught me how to deliver pain with mockery. Then she bolted. Ow.
So she was struck by lightening in a cornfield near my castle. What a hassle! So I married her step-aunt Wendy. Wendy taught me how to go out-of-body when a woman yells at me. Nice! She did me twice that way, but we never consummated… except for that time in the Sears tower viewing floor after closing. She was a bell hop.
So “How To Discipline your wife sexually”? You don’t need 50 lamp shades of gay woman fantasy or a BOOK. I teach “The Look”. You get half-dead from their woe-dance when the bills come in… and you try not to SIN… you just PUT IT IN, a cd of polka music.
Then women cry. A REAL woman will strip!- A German woman is kinkified- YOU CAN USE THIS on the English, Russians (connected sexually to Germany up the gas pipeline- so close to RIPE for a fruit plow), Arabic, African always ready (learn), Icelandic (slutty once you get to cuddle), Canadian (love the A), South American (shy because they want to force a man’s brain out… really- they need real spankings. Ask first or they’ll knead your Brazillian shaven nuts), where am I??…
I cannot say any more. Just do this, guys:
Tape a picture of Lord Sean Connery on the mirror
Keep working it
Ladies, if you read this- NAUGHTG YOU
You are cheatin’
My writing IS ESSENTIAL ESSEN AND SEXUAL punishment!!-
Go to you man, BOTTOMLESS…
Sit on his khakis and clap
And beg for it
Get that lily mojito rollin’
If he pulls out his Shaolin staff, laugh
Be a bitch
Giggle and wiggle for Halloween
Cold or red hot hell supreme
You can even make a hell baby
But eat your punishment like a rockstar
This shit is coed