In the shaw green grass and fleur
Oak trees tell a tale and point
“You!” they whisper
“Screw off, TREE!!”, I say
Beautious silk hangs off the princesses ASS
I watch. Gesticulating. To myself.
She raises the hem to reveal sweetness forward.
I thrust my hands in
Gingerly I deliver a new life like a gooey doe baby
Slop goo pouring…
I give the babe to a female page
I say THERES ANOTHER!!
I bring the new mother slowly to a mellow orgasm in the castle whore room.
Shes not a whore, if its FREE!
Plus- I created a way for life with arms wide open and in Gaelic spake:
She smiled and said:
I CANNOT GET PREGNANT FOR 4 DAYS
So I therapeuticly banged the King’s dismissed ho and then took her for my own lover.
I pushed the king into the latrine head first
No one liked him anywho.
Overdoses are forgivable
Makes a good beer
For Big Chris Farley ❤