THE DICK DYK WEEN-R PENIS FACTORY NO PORN NO KID ALLOWED DAMN IT CLOWN GACY IS IN A BOX ZERO KELVINISH

In all respect, the penis is of the greatest pieces of art in all the existances. Yes. Its mushrom cap has 40 billion nerve receptors reading thing you would not believe. Sex? Please… It’s a profiler button. Profiles girls and boys. The clitoris is a Glock 40 to its 12 gauge pistol grip pump. Women may not shoot goo, what’s it to you? Envious? We ceremonially clean our gun, Miss.

Women have ninja privates in their lower swoopy leg hills to the ant hill of WAR!! Some guys want to DIP THE TUBER… well do you have defenses or do you want a piece-full in you?? Ha!! Too slow, WOMAN. I’m gonna fold your folds and… look! Babies! No. NO babies… gonna MAKE babies or make a fuckin’ mess on you, Or your face. You have not decided yet how to lick mayonaise.

45 SHADES of GREY!!!

I did it

Minus the blow torch my girlfriend uses on MY FACE!!!

GOD!!!

I CHOSE WRONG BAD YUM AIEEEE!!!!!!

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