Vagina Dialogs

what can your vagina tell you?

a lot actually

my vagina is an OUTTIE like Sarina Valentina’s

i have a SAY on vagina’s like her

so mine is OUT

IF YOURS IS in THINK “OUT” and you get a penis

if you have a “vajiji” then you are a gesticulating freak- COME talk to me, I can’t help but your AFTERGLOW ladies, is nice heat air sweat scent musk nose-here not sensitive or anything

go to church camp

all the kids are like horny

ITS CALLED YOUTH

NO REAL HORNS

EXCITEMENT

My vagina and… ME

NO I am just vagina-less

vagina envy? I have one

its dick-side out

so go vagina yourself, dude

dont be rude or crude

get milestone speech patterns bigger than GO-BASMS

Get a hammock to shield penis myth #5

THERE IS NO PENI-VAG

JUST PEOPLE

WHO ARE ALIVE

fuck

they fuck too

and WORSE!-

make “Love” with leathernans and chaps- yuck! And silk and candles and incantations in IRS worship

evil

be good instead

exchange a bj for doing dishes and garbage duty

spousal DD-cup support

or not-buy your wife a HUMMER just because you hate giving flowers- WATER hers

water runs down the creek hitting EVERY ROCK on the way to the O- O- OCEANNNNNNNNNN ahh?

South paw, East pa? No pa

What about Grandpa??

Grandma is a specialist nun of Anglica- she keeps her lips SEALED

ABOUT IT

ABOUT WHAT?

and that’s it

TSAR SHROOM HIT JA VOL!!

und eine schwaergearaghnoOHwhatever!!

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