A guy from Pennsylvania ends up in Iraq with his donkey and cart FULL of ice-cold Dr. Pepper!
In Jefferson County, Iraq. Yes. And he inadvertantly interrupts an ISIS execution of a Swiss-Russian translator. Saves his life!
An English-speaking Arab dressed in all black with a cape draws his sword! OoOoOo… He lifts it UP and hacks the top off of a bottle of soda pop. He sips it. Says it’s too sweet.
Chicken cat says:
Gengis Khan still waits to see mass-death that occurs every 225 years. He brings popcorn and cries happy tears if there is blood and gusto.
Jim Morrison owns 3 7-11s in Santa Monica. What’s in the grave in France? A gate to the other side (of France… A Nazi tunnel and… hey wait… Mother! I… yaw yaw hai hay!!!)