Catholic Contrition

A priest out there says if Judas the Apostle made a perfect act of contrition before his last breath, then “zip!!!” to heaven he’d go.

Here’s my impression:

“Oh God, I’m sorr- sss- ssssorr…”

Branch *SNAP* !!

oh better luck next time! It’s ALL ABOUT CONTRITION written in the Hypocritah…

“All sins and blasphemies will be forgiven except against the Holy Spirit.” Which is eternal and WHAT exactly? I won’t say. You’ll all do it then hang yourselves.

Man am I an ass in real life IRL?

yes

I’m amazingly blableabnlebabble!!

G’nite

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