Very Poorly Written Porn

She was Brittany Bangsworth the UK bed artist… in the bathroom, 5’1″, she built like Lindsay Lohan only with tiny boobles! She powdered her chesty chest topperoo area with sparkles.

Emerging from the bathroom all pretty wearing only a GLAD garbage bag she said, “I am coming!”

Bradkin Dusseldorf, the German look-alike to David Hasselhof- he was bouncing on the bed (which was exciting him somehow) and AS THE BED BROKE he fell off, totally nude and got cream ALL OVER Brittany’s chest.

A literal banana cream pie. He was going to have clown sex. Hmm. He also ejaculated but the loopy lemmer doo whipped landed in between her toes.

“oh yes!” She screamed. And did not stop. She’s a very enthusiastic flapper!

Actually Bradkin and Brittany are aliens. She still thinks she is pregnant. They tell their doctor the same story! Actually…. I… am their doctor. Screw the HIPAA rules!- they SCARE me.

help!

hahahaha

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