Poorly Written Porn In Hidden Alien Annals!

Zorbert Tron of Giuli System reports a human mating copulation:

The dude and chick got in a van. I hid in the front. Taking notes.

“Do it!” he commanded. She walked out. Something about “Only in a Marriot”.

we think a marriot is some kind of wheel you get strapped to like  wheel of fortune and there must not of been enuf room in the van

part II

I HAD a class at a community college. Today. The woman teaching the class touched her chest. Played with her necklace. I confronted her with after-school questions. She said she actually could use some company. I took off my shirt. She said not right away. I faked a Russian accent. Then she said okay. Literally. Like “okay! enuf!”

its so nice to be an alien.

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