Super Myth!

In the year “-20 zillion”, Babar made a blob. Babar is popular in France, you know. An elephant. Okay, uh huh! Babar was once Doo-lay-derr The Monocyte- a blood cell from Shay-no-no the world of Whatsit.

From here, the books of Ho-dee-do are written. Rules? Yes. These:

no hamburgers

dress like a girl

No meat at all

no sex, EVER

GOAL: misery and ending the planet.

_______

You will need:

a shovel to dig your death meditation chamber

a banjo for the airport

a tazer to discipline your Jo-Jo-boo until the nerves die and you ascend

ascending, you realize that saké is EASIER

YOU CONVERT AGAIN to Samuraism! Kill kill kill!

_______

Hey.

hey hey hey

______

love,

Cult of Personality Brown Hornet on crystal meth

(trust him not)

the end

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