In the year “-20 zillion”, Babar made a blob. Babar is popular in France, you know. An elephant. Okay, uh huh! Babar was once Doo-lay-derr The Monocyte- a blood cell from Shay-no-no the world of Whatsit.
From here, the books of Ho-dee-do are written. Rules? Yes. These:
dress like a girl
No meat at all
no sex, EVER
GOAL: misery and ending the planet.
You will need:
a shovel to dig your death meditation chamber
a banjo for the airport
a tazer to discipline your Jo-Jo-boo until the nerves die and you ascend
ascending, you realize that saké is EASIER
YOU CONVERT AGAIN to Samuraism! Kill kill kill!
hey hey hey
Cult of Personality Brown Hornet on crystal meth
(trust him not)