For Andy
And I like me too!
Jokes
What the black guy
Say to the white guy?
“Light?”
They were getting their cigarette ON.
Jokes
Why does crime “not pay”?
It does, its called taxes.
It pays for a line down the street. I hate waiting.
Its heavy. The street is, I’m sure.
Jokes
What did the blind man say to the black man? Ray Charles is dead.
Break time
I think lace is lovely,
Silk feels sure.
My underwear is cotton.
My Depends are full of Ensure.
(Is that too much surity?)
Back
So a white man stops a black cop who ran a red light.
Oh no he didn’t.
Badaah!
Joke
What does a golfer yell before a skins game?
No, he didn’t.
What is called when a footballer wears horse underwear?
A tea brisket.
Uh idk huh.
Joke jammy
What do you get when your joke is a question?
Please, tell me. Please.
I suck right now, dam knit towels…
Juhhh…
If you cut my head off, do you know what you’ll get?
You’ll get the death penalty. Not too brite, eh?
Uh…
Know how to make it like an accident?
You do??
Okay, I don’t want to be your friend.
Too smart.
I would kill you first.
What?
Oh, HEY, no- I love you dead.
Ah. Homocidal humour… is so SEXY!!
Imagine we joked about death.
Okay…
Now imagine something that is NOT true.
Try it.
I dare you.
Getting any “un-ideas”?
Anyone?
No YOU DON’T COUNT!
You over here.
Heh heh
Ignorance is not a “non-idea”
It
Is
An
Anti-idea
Bip
Wait-
Bip
Uh… no…
That is a hiccup
Who takes the time to
text he *Bip* …
to text *Bip*
Ah,
Too much LOL
Uh too much
Sauce
I am writing
like a rock star,
babe on the rocks…
N’ it
is
Nine teen till nine in
London…
Making me…
A
London Lusharoo.
Just kidding.
I am not drunk. ?
Maybe.
.woul’dnt I be missplelling by noo
